Revamped song titles to suit our ages

Original idea thanks to Dave Eager

There's also some songs that we sung along to in the 60s and little did we know their words would come back and haunt us.

Herman's HermitsMrs Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
The Bee GeesHow Can You Mend a Broken Hip
Bobby DarinSplish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
Roberta FlackThe First time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny NashI Can't See Clearly Now
Paul SimonFifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The CommodoresOnce, Twice, Three times to the Bathroom
Marvin GayeHeard It Through the Grape Nuts
Procol HaremA Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo SayerYou Make Me Feel Like Napping
The TemptationsPapa's Got a Kidney Stone
AbbaDenture Queen
Tony OrlandoKnock 3 times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Helen ReddyI Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
Leslie GoreIt's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
Willie NelsonOn the Commode Again (Dave's favourite, and mine)
From Paul 
Barry WhiteCan't get enough of your lav, baby
Phil Upchurch ComboI can't stand up
Ramsay Lewis TrioPaddle in the water
Village PeopleYou can't hear the music
Danny and The JuniorsAt the Senior Citizen's Friday night old time dancing club
Robert ParkerSlippered footin'
Van MorrisonCataract Eyed Girl
Billy J KramerLittle Grand Children
Sam the ShamWooly Cardigan
ArchiesSacharine, Sacharine
Bill HaleySleep around the clock
SladeC'mon, complain about the noize
Dobie GrayDrift away (in front of the telly)
Lynard SkynardRest Home in Alabama
Cliff Richard(We're all going on a) SAGA holiday
Mamas and the PapasTorremolinos Dreamin'
CreamBeige room
The DoorsLight my central heating
CCRBad back when rising
Johnny KiddI'll never get over to you
Gerry and the PacemakersI'll never walk alone
Cilla BlackAnyone who had a heart bypass
Mannfred MannHubble Bubble Toilet Trouble
HoneycombesHave I the right bus pass
Long John BaldryLet the Heartburn begin
Freddie and the Dreamers

I understand (I think)

Righteous BrothersI've lost that lovin' feeling
from David Bowker 
James BrownPapa's got a brand new (cholestomy) bag
Mannfred MannIf you gotta go, go now
Wayne FontanaUm, Um, Um, Um, Um
Frank IfieldWayward wind (no comment)
BeatlesDay Tripper (but this time it's another coach trip to Cleethorpes)
Bob DylanKnockin on Heaven's Door
Tommy RoeDizzy
ShadowsFoot Tapper 
Stones (I can't get no) Satisfaction 
Jerry Lee LewisWhole lotta shakin' going on
Dion The Wanderer 

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